IT Haiku -- Electric Boogaloo

It's that time again -- our weekly IT Haiku winner. Carefully chosen (read: at the last minute) from the hundreds (read: dozen or so) entries -- this week's winning poem comes from John Inscoe:

When email is down
We can't send you a notice
That says email's down

How true John. How true. Of course, that doesn't stop folks from getting upset, does it? Chances are these are the same folks in your company who also like to use that handy-dandy beverage holder that pops out of their computer from time to time. Am I right?

Want to show us your poetic prowress? Send in an IT Haiku. And remember the 5-7-5 rule, 'kay?