Top 11 Celebrity-Inspired Computer Attacks

11) The Gates: Your PC refuses to boot up until you swear a blood oath to purchase a copy of Vista as soon as its released (whenever that is).

10) Shatnered: Text ... files ... DISPLAY! ... in staccato ... fashion.

9) The Peter Graves: This virus, should you choose to accept it, causes your optical drive to self-destruct.

8) Bushed: Convinces your computer that there's a 'real threat' somewhere else in your system, pretends to wipe it out and then posts 'Mission Accomplished' across your monitor screen.7) The Elvis: Causes your server rack to shake and shimmy unless you sing "Love Me Tender."

6) Carrey-ed Away: Virus demands a funds transfer, otherwise it plays the most annoying clips from 'Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls,' 'Dumb & Dumber,' and 'The Cable Guy.'

5) Clerked: Computer spends all its time talking about Star Wars, comics, and how it doesn't even want to be here today.

4) Kutchered: Your PC hides all your files, then flashes "You've been punked." on the screen.

3) Burns Me Up: If you don't give your credit card info, computer starts smelling like old cigars while it posts fake instant message conversations between George and Gracie.2) Hasslehoffed: This Germany-based virus is actually very popular in that country, as it plays continuous loops of David Hasslehoff's greatest hits.

1) Lohanned: Computer parties all night, then comes up with excuses why it can't function the next day.

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