Greetings, Mr. Anderson

He eats only the Red M&Ms -- Greg Martin

Signs his name in streaming binary -- Dale Childers

Practices Kung Fu moves while in the bathroom stall -- Joseph Nieves

Always asking that someone throw something at him so he can dodge it -- Eloi Mallet

Reclined in his office chair, with a SCSI cable duct-taped to the back of his head -- Darin Lory

Submits 'discuss how deep the rabbit hole goes' as topic for all meeting agendas -- Peter Scott

Quietly stretches out hand before saying, "no," to anyone -- Jeffrey Bianchine

Says "That's an old neural data port. It's not a hicky -- Henry Rohlfs

Keeps trying to plug a cat 5 cable into the back of his head -- Andre Kruger

He adds a cookie recipie to the "Oracle" database and insists that you'll feel "just fine" by the time you finish eating them. -- Dave Newman

Tries to move in "bullit time" through the server room -- Carol Hammond

Seeks out your Oracle server to tell him if he is "the one". -- Kate Allen

Desperately searches for the EMP button whenever IT director approaches his cubicle -- David Whittaker

Keeps staring at the "Xmatrix" screensaver looking for the woman in the red dress -- David G. Miller

Can read PDF file print codes -- Jim FritzHuspen

Mysteriously disappears every time a phone rings...leaving you to handle all the user support. -- Ryan Bruins

Transformed the server room into a cave like dwelling -- Jeremy Barker

Suggests using an electromagnetic pulse to deal with a virus infection -- Patrick Kingsley

When dealing with troublesome users and management, can be heard mumbling, "Why, oh, why didn't I take the BLUE pill?" -- Patrick Kingsley

He keeps saying he knows kung-fu, but a third grader could beat him up -- Steve Long

Sets up a "test" server, that only test the xmatrix screensaver -- Drew Decker

Refers to the network as the 'Zion Mainframe' -- Tony Tiongson

Spends all day searching for a wall-hack while contemplating if life is represents in polygonal or rasterized phong shading. -- Matthew Aleksander

Refers to the system administrator as Agent Smith -- John Scott

Sets all of the routers Banner message of the day to "The Matrix has you..." -- Ryan Moore

Asks to trade in his fancy VOIP phone for a rotary dial unit -- Jim Cobb

Still wearing the the t-shirt from the 2000 BrainShare conference that says "I took the red pill" -- Ted A Richart

Says he types so fast because his neuro-kinetics are way above normal -- Leon Zandvliet

Tries to program code in hexadecimal using a green font on a black screen -- Jonathan Larocque

Always tries to bend everybody's spoon in his coffee breaks -- Jonathan Larocque

Refers to our Project Manager as "the Operator" -- Clifford Osburn

Uses Google to search for Morpheus. -- Cliff Osburn

Hasn't been into work since stating he was going to spend the weekend developing a new technique for down-range, mid-flight ballistic analysis -- Daniel E. Stafne

Pulls up floor tiles in the data center, muttering "Follow the white rabbit". -- Scott McKenzie

Manages to implement an anti-spam solution and applies it to hotmail. To your surprise, spamming is forever stopped. -- Brice McLoad

Recommends that casual Friday become trench coat Friday -- Mark Gringle