I'm Ga-Ga for Google!

When you are making a ghost image, you set google to be the default startpage. -- David Silvernail

You saw your whole life flash in front of your eyes when Google did not respond for about 30 seconds. -- Augustin Edmond Paar

You have to use Google to find direections to your job, because you had too many beers last night searching for Porno sites. -- John H. Guillory

Your mom asks you who your going to take to the Social, and you type in "My Date" in Google, hoping to find one. -- John H. Guillory

The boss fired you three years ago, but you still go into the office each day faithfully to use their computers to search for your paycheck by typing "Paycheck for" followed by your name. -- John H. Guillory

You paid a company $400.00 to have your e-mail address listed as #1 on google's results. -- John H. Guillory

You have Google's logo stamped on your forhead from when you passed out on the monitor looking for sadam hussain and Ben Laiden last night. -- John H. Guillory

You named your first three sons Google, Google 2nd, Google 3rd. -- John H. Guillory

You named your daughter "Gaggle". -- John H. Guillory

You used Google to search for an auction site that would let you auction off your wife to the highest bidder with no reserve! -- John H. Guillory

You attempt to sell Google on e-bay, thinking you use it enough to own it. -- John H. Guillory

You can accurately guess the number of results of your search the nanosecond before it displays. -- Mark Jass

It's always the top entry in your internet EXPLODER history! -- Joe

You load the Google IE toolbar on all your PCs and Windows servers 'just in case'. -- Brian Lee

you no longer go to "google.com" to do a search, but type a properly formatted url string directly. -- Mark Erickson

you've got a drag and drop bookmark set up for easy searching on any term on a page. -- Mark Erickson

You actually feel lucky when you hit the "I Feel Lucky" button. -- Brad Shimmin